Wellness Retreats for People Who Do Not Like Kale (Because Green Smoothies Aren’t for Everyone)
- Nicolette
- Aug 13
- 2 min read
Let’s be real—wellness retreats sound amazing until you see the menu.
Suddenly, it’s all kale smoothies, quinoa bowls, and activated charcoal detox shots. If your idea of "wellness" involves pizza, pasta, or at least not chewing on a leaf that tastes like punishment, this list is for you.
Here are the best wellness retreats where you can zen out without being force-fed kale (and yes, some even have wine).
From: $1,439 (price subject to change)
Why its great? Sedona is beautiful, I passed through this town last year. This is an intimate, fun, and energetically revitalizing women's wellness getaway wherein you get to reconnect, relax, and raise your personal vibration. Here, you will bask in the moonlight, soak up the sun, and pamper yourself until the day is done!
From: $1,522 (prices subject to change)
Why its great? Ready to take the first step toward a healthier, happier you? Escape to sunny Tenerife for a transformative fitness holiday designed by Steve Coster Fitness. Break free from the daily grind of work, family, and stress, and immerse yourself in a supportive environment focused on weight loss, healthy eating, and fitness.
Final Thoughts: You Can Be Zen and Eat Bread
Yoga retreats don’t have to mean eating like a rabbit. The best ones understand that wellness includes joy—whether that’s wine in Greece, tacos in Costa Rica, or just not being shamed for ordering fries after savasana.
Want more retreats that won’t force kale on you? [Browse Tripaneer’s best food-friendly yoga getaways here].
(P.S. If you do like kale… no judgment. But maybe keep it to yourself.) 😉
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